I’m not sure any of this is ethical

I went to the kind of middle school that had ethics classes. I really liked the school, by the way, I feel really lucky I got to go there for middle school and high school and if I’m ever in a position to donate money somewhere I will donate there way before I donate to my college. However, all I remember about these ethics classes is the rumor that passed around about the teacher one year, which was that he liked to stick his penis in his wife’s ear. Why he might like this was never explained, and for a few years there I wondered about this from time to time. Was this something adults liked to do? I now know that this is not actually something most adults like to do. Since it does seem that most rumors start with at least a kernel of  fact, though, I still wonder from time to time what on earth the kernel was in this case.

Another thing I wonder about: My tuition wasn’t paid by my parents, but if they had known that at 31 my yearly income would be less than my high school’s annual tuition, would they still have wanted me to go?