Witch fail
also last night when sophie and i were googling free love spells i got an idea for a moovee
During my sophomore year in college two friends and I found ourselves in similarly unpleasant relationship situations with ex-boyfriends from whom we couldn’t seem to extricate ourselves. Finally, one night we decided to do something about it and looked up some spells. The one we decided on was pretty straightforward—we had to burn a picture of the person, write their name on a piece of paper and burn that too, then stick a piece of their clothing in the freezer. Both of my friends managed to find something small for the freezer portion, a pair of his underwear, for example (they were clean, but we made her put them in a plastic bag just to be safe), but I got a little overzealous and decided to round up everything the guy had ever left at my house—and he’d been my boyfriend for a little while so it was a lot—and freeze it all.
This spell, however, didn’t work so well. One of us, the one with the underwear, actually ended up marrying the guy. As for me, because this was college (or, you know, life), only a few weeks later the person I was trying to rid myself of was over at my house. And then, of course, he wanted an ice cube for his drink and opened the freezer, only to discover it was pretty much completely filled with clothes. His clothes. Along with some other dude’s boxers.
